Schwa World Operations Manual

Playing on paranoia, conspiracy theories, and alien influence, the Schwa Corporation reveals how they will have absolute domination of our world.

fIRST dISCLAIMER:
Do you agree to disagree?

Please do not use mind altering substances while reading this operations manual,you may be damaged permanently and I may not be held liable for your retarded-ness.

aNOTHER dISCLAIMER:
The operations Manual may never,I repeat never be removed from your hard drive.Doing so will void the warranty and cause the embedded micro-chip on page thirteen to activate.Schwa Corporation will then be notified and you will be sent to a detention camp of your choice after they confiscate your weapons. Do so at your own risk!

I MEAN IT!

last disclaimer or reccomendation:
Do not reveal my IP address to anyone,no one and especially everyone.Doing so may alert the Schwa Corporation and create a very disturbing situation for me and my family.We do not want anyone,no one or everyone to be suicided.

If you don't believe me watch Fox news Special Hannity Report: "Schwa Corporations Scientists (33 of them) fall ill to suicide virus" right after headline report: "Britney Spears Signs New Contract for Disney's new film - "All The Presidents Pedophiles" in which she plays an under developed semi - nymphomaniac falsely accusing the President of The United States and his cabinet with sneaking 16 year old Christina Aguilara and the Beasty Boys into the White House for midnite romps.Co starring Jeff Gannon and the Bush Twinns.Show will aire thursday night 8-8-08 and if you miss it 11-11-08 on the History Channel.

This book has been banned some where.

please don't ban me.
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